1999 Season Standings

Nicolae Ceausescu Division	Won	Lost	Tied	Pct.	PF	PA	Streak
x-Timinators	9	4	0	0.692	364	394	W1
x-Gerbils of Destiny	7	5	1	0.577	497	485	W4
y-Mean Machines	7	6	0	0.538	438	452	W2
Big Red Oscar	6	6	1	0.500.	444	424	W1
Roncos	6	7	0	0.462	469	411	1L

Enver Hoxha Division	Won	Lost	Tied	Pct.	PF	PA	Streak
x-Squirrels on the Sauce	7	6	0	0.538	422	396	L1
y-South Side Cartel	6	7	0	0.462	497	476	W4
y-Republican Guard	6	7	0	0.462	362	423	L3
Pipe Dreamz	5	8	0	0.385	442	460	L3
American Cyberweasels	5	8	0	0.385	402	416	L5
x-Clinched Divison Title
y-Clinched Playoff spot

Points scored by week	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	Total
American Cyberweasels	52	31	21	35	40	17	32	39	21	38	33	18	25	402
Big Red Oscar	40	45	49	34	28	18	48	43	25	28	42	15	29	444
Gerbils of Destiny	31	30	12	18	21	18	48	58	48	47	50	46	68	495
Mean Machines	14	48	35	41	31	7	26	44	41	35	41	44	31	438
Pipe Dreamz	57	8	30	27	48	37	32	30	41	61	14	27	30	442
Republican Guard	17	17	8	35	24	22	35	22	49	34	32	37	30	362
Roncos	32	15	43	45	45	26	16	22	63	32	54	40	37	470
South Side Cartel	52	43	40	30	26	28	23	37	39	55	43	39	42	497
Squirrels on the Sauce	25	44	13	45	43	30	44	20	27	15	22	35	59	422
Timinators	30	18	15	39	34	36	25	20	50	23	25	17	32	364
	350	299	266	349	340	239	329	335	404	368	356	318	383	4336

Week 1

Roncos 32, Gerbils of Destiny 31

Timinators 30, Mean Machines 14

Big Red Oscar 40, Squirrels on the Sauce 25

South Side Cartel 42, Republican Guard 17

Pipe Dreamz 57, American Cyberweasels 52

Week 2

Timinators 18, Roncos 15

Big Red Oscar 45, Gerbils of Destiny 30

Mean Machines 48, South Side Cartel 43

Squirrels on the Sauce 44, Pipe Dreamz 8

American Cyberweasels 31, Republican Guard 17

Week 3

Roncos 43, Mean Machines 35

Gerbils of Destiny 12, Republican Guard 8

Big Red Oscar 49, Timinators 15

American Cyberweasels 21, Squirrels on the Sauce 13

South Side Cartel 40, Pipe Dreamz 30

Week 4

Mean Machines 41, Gerbils of Destiny 18

Roncos 45, Big Red Oscar 34

Squirrels on the Sauce 45, South Side Cartel 30

Republican Guard 35, Pipe Dreamz 27

Timinators 39, American Cyberweasels 35

Week 5

Pipe Dreamz 48, Roncos 45

Timinators 34, Gerbils of Destiny 21

Mean Machines 31, Big Red Oscar 28

Squirrels on the Sauce 43, Republican Guard 24

American Cyberweasels 40, South Side Cartel 26

Week 6

Timinators 36, Big Red Oscar 18

Republican Guard 22, American Cyberweasels 17

Roncos 26, Gerbils of Destiny 18

Squirrels on the Sauce 30, Mean Machines 7

Pipe Dreamz 37, South Side Cartel 28

Week 7

Republican Guard 35, Pipe Dreamz 32

Squirrels on the Sauce 44, South Side Cartel 23

American Cyberweasels 32, Mean Machines 26

Big Red Oscar 48, Gerbils of Destiny 48

Timinators 25, Roncos 16

Week 8

Big Red Oscar 43, Roncos 22

Gerbils of Destiny 58, South Side Cartel 37

Mean Machines 44, Timinators 20

Republican Guard 22, Squirrels on the Sauce 20

American Cyberweasels 39, Pipe Dreamz 30

Week 9

Squirrels on the Sauce 27, American Cyberweasels 21

Roncos 63, Mean Machines 41

Timinators 50, Gerbils of Destiny 48

Pipe Dreamz 41, Big Red Oscar 25

Republican Guard 49, South Side Cartel 39

Week 10

Mean Machines 35, Big Red Oscar 28

South Side Cartel 55, Timinators 23

Republican Guard 34, Roncos 32

Gerbils of Destiny 47, American Cyberweasels 38

Pipe Dreamz 61, Squirrels on the Sauce 15

Week 11

Gerbils of Destiny 50, Mean Machines 41

Timinators 25, Pipe Dreamz 14

Roncos 54. Squirrels on the Sauce 22

South Side Cartel 43, American Cyberweasels 33

Big Red Oscar 42, Republican Guard 32

Week 12

Roncos 40, American Cyberweasels 18

Squirrels on the Sauce 35, Timinators 17

Mean Machines 44, Republican Guard 37

South Side Cartel 39, Big Red Oscar 15

Gerbils of Destiny 46, Pipe Dreamz 27

Week 13

South Side Cartel 42, Roncos 37

Big Red Oscar 29, American Cyberweasels 25

Gerbils of Destiny 68, Squirrels on the Sauce 59

Timinators 32, Republican Guard 30

Mean Machines 31, Pipe Dreamz 30